the funniest thing i've read all day

from: [redacted to protect the funny]
to: Amanda
date: Thu, Jul 23, 2009 at 3:15 PM
subject:new address

Hey lady --
How embarrassing is this - I didn't have your new address when we did our thank you notes for the wedding like a month ago, and actually brought your note to NY and carried it around in my purse every day thinking I would give it to you. And of course, I didn't, so now it's all rumpled and gross. However, I still want to send it to you! SO! what is your new address?

:)
xo
me

of course i want that note! send it to me, all crumpled and gross and covered in your purse dirt. i love it.