only in new york: special warm weather edition

dear man standing outside the adidas store on houston and broadway wearing full bicycle-racing spandex outfit:

ew.

i am well aware that sunshine and warm weather bring out the crazies in the city, but really? must you wear head-to-toe skin tight fabric while biking around soho? fyi: this is not the tour de france. and you are certainly no lance armstrong.

honestly, it wouldn't have been that bad, had you not been bending over in such a way that every person walking on the east side of the street had a full view of your ass---the spandex stretched to the point of tranlucence.

what the hell guy? ever hear of underwear? perhaps you could not fit a pair of boxer briefs underneath that crazy spandex outfit. in which case i offer this advice: if you can't fit underwear under your clothing, its too freaking tight.

please, next time, think of the defenseless new yorkers you are subjecting to the awful sight of your nether regions, covered in big see-through stocking.

many thanks,
amanda