gross

so i'm reading my daily candy this morning and i'm greeted not by a pithy pitch of the benefits of the next best lip gloss, but by this horror show. someone over at dc was definitely flexing their euphimistic muscle when they came up with this little ditty, and the product is horrific, too. if a woman came up with this product idea (i'm already pretty sure a woman wrote the blurb, so we won't cover that) then i'm ashamed to be female today.

i'm sorry, but this has got to be the most disturbing idea ever.